They say, laughter is the best medicine… Glad to see some of these though I know we have different reactions or understanding but, still, it made me laugh…
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
David Bissonette
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.”
Sacha Guitry
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
Socrates
“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.”
Anonymous
“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?”
Dumas
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
Sigmund Freud
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Anonymous
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It’s called marriage.”
Sam Kinison
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
James Holt McGavra
“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.”Patrick Murra
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….”
Nash
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
Anonymous
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
Henny Youngman
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.”
Anonymous
“First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”Anonymous
Is it just me or are these quotes a little biased against women? :S
Hi Nikki,
This quote is intended to make your day good but it doesnt imply that we degrade the morale of women…
Well, you are right. I did laugh. =D
Good laugh for me, but it really made my ex-husband’s day. He actually forwarded it to my fiancé twice. B
yes its so true.
Totally against females.
Im not against female. There is no word there that says Im against with female…
haha dont worry ill post a new one to make the whole day yours… cheers!